Ghosts & Fairies Are Not Real But What About Tooth Fairies

Sydney and Taylor are huddled together having a philosophical discussion about the "a"-xistence of ghosts and fairies.  Sydney, being the older one took the lead in the conversation.

Taylor "Do ghosts a-xist?"
Sydney "No, ghosts don't exist.  They aren't real."
Taylor "Mom do ghosts a-xist?"
Me "No Taylor, ghosts don't a-xist."
Sydney "Fairies aren't real either."
Taylor "Fairies don't a-xist???"
Me "What about tooth fairies, Sydney?"
Sydney "Except for tooth fairies.  Tooth fairies definitely exists."

Ear Anatomy vs. Taylor's Stomach

Sydney just finished up a project at school on the anatomy of the ear.  She brought home a model she made and was showing Kevin her work and her, now, extensive knowledge of the different parts and workings of the ear.  After she was done, Taylor, of course, had to chime in and said, as she pointed to her stomach "This is my stomach, not my ear canal."  

Prayers In The Ear

Ok, one last post for tonight so I don't ever forget this.  We said our nightly prayers with the girls, starting with the Our Father and Hail Mary.  After we are done, normally, the girls have their own little special prayer to God.  Tonight, Taylor is extremely tired from not napping, so when it was her turn she insisted she said her special prayer already.  I asked her what she said and since she couldn't answer, she looked at me and said "I already said my prayer in my ear!".  I think she meant in her "head".

Pickles = Bagels

Tay calls bagels, pickles.
"Mama, can I have a pickle?"